April 2012
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep 'em closed. cross your legs, dot your i's, and never let 'em see you cry.
… new life motto
March 2012
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer